Matthew and I are currently sitting in the Denver airport, waiting for our connection to Kansas! It was a pretty exciting flight here, mostly just because we had a very enthusiastic head flight attendant. While she was doing the whole safety procedure thing, she decided to liven things up a bit. Matthew and I were cracking up hardcore the entire time:
"Flight attendants will be coming down the aisle to check your seatbelt, and if your belt matches your shoes..."
"No smoking on this flight, if you are caught smoking, I will personally put you out on the wing and make sure a nice man is there to meet you at the airport."
"If you are traveling with your husband, and the masks fall down, put yours on first, then help the child sitting next to you, then the random children sitting around you, and then you have a choice: you can either help your husband put on his mask, or you can say good luck sweetie."
"Put the mask on and breathe normally *breathes normally but loudly into microphone*"
7 comments:
If you were just sitting in the Denver airport, you should have called.
Exactly. You were here & didn't even say hello. What is with that? We aren't that far & it is Saturday...just gardening & cleaning.
Sorry you guys. We thought about you while in the airport, but our layover was only about 40 minutes long!
Just seeing if that silly name comes up again. You can delete this.
Was it a Southwest flight attendant? They are always so funny.
I was going to ask the same thing as Erica - were you flying Southwest?
yes, yes it was Southwest, actually.
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