Another query solved by science

At the risk of sounding too excited about physics-y stuff by writing on the topic in two of the last four posts, Matthew and I have answered one of the world's most perplexing questions:
How do such dopey and unattractive guys like these marry such attractive women like these?

 

Science has the answer yet again! Turns out anything that has mass has a gravitational pull. Bigger things, with bigger mass, have a larger gravitational pull. Coincidentally, all of these guys who get pretty girls are also on the large side. Larger man=larger mass=larger gravitational pull towards the woman of their choice.  Case solved!